By Trojan hands and Trojan flames be burned.
There is a British energy drink called Relentless. Its tagline is “NO HALF MEASURES”. It has a quote from Edgar Allen Poe reading “Deep into that darkness peering long I stood there wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before.”

I think it wants me to go really hard for my last final. This drink takes no prisoners. This drink will sleep when it’s dead. This drink burns villages and salts fields. This drink adopted a scorched earth policy.

This drink would reach Moscow in winter. 

This drink would cross the Alps AND conquer Rome. 

This drink would succeed in taking the Dardanelles.

This drink would take France in a day. 

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